
Goat Simulator: The Card Game *PRE-ORDER*
| Publisher | MOOD Publishing |
| Players | 3-6 |
| Playtime | 20 mins |
| Suggested Age | 7 and up |
ETA Q1 2026
Goat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called “friends”, and unleash chaos so marvelous it’ll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?
Players draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.
Rules for a simpler kids version are included.
—description from the publisher
Goat Simulator: The Card Game *PRE-ORDER*
| Publisher | MOOD Publishing |
| Players | 3-6 |
| Playtime | 20 mins |
| Suggested Age | 7 and up |
ETA Q1 2026
Goat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called “friends”, and unleash chaos so marvelous it’ll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?
Players draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.
Rules for a simpler kids version are included.
—description from the publisher
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| Publisher | MOOD Publishing |
| Players | 3-6 |
| Playtime | 20 mins |
| Suggested Age | 7 and up |
ETA Q1 2026
Goat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called “friends”, and unleash chaos so marvelous it’ll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?
Players draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.
Rules for a simpler kids version are included.
—description from the publisher













